My butt is getting too big!?

Question by JumpIn: My butt is getting too big!?
My butt is getting too big!?
I’m a full-time student and part-time nerd, so I spend a lot of time in front of my computer. I’ve always been very thin but have recently started gaining weight-unfortunately most of it is going to my butt. I’ve started exercising, but I’d like to know if anyone knows any tricks to avoid chair-butt. I don’t need to sit at my desk. I could sit on a pilates ball, or even sit cross-legged like a buddha. I could even kneel if keeps my ass from growing!
Funny O, but my butt is much hairier than my face.

Best answer:

Answer by O
Walk on your hands. Everyone will just think you’ve had a shave.

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